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The Lonely Island: Turtleneck & Chain Review
From We’re Back! the opening track, to the No Homo Outro, Turtleneck & Chain is both an amazing hip hop album and an amazing satire of hip hop albums. Pulling off either one is a tall order on its own; that Lonely Island manages to do both is proof that they’re not just a great comedy group, they’re a great hip hop group too.
Doctor Who – Season 6 – Episode 4 – The Doctor’s Wife Review
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Another stand alone episode this week, and this is one was perhaps the greatest in recent history. I’ve waited two years for Neil Gaiman’s maiden entry into the Doctor Who universe and it did not disappoint. Before we get into the spoiler filled review, can I just say to the genius Neil Gaiman, “If you are listening, you better be writing a script for next season, you bloody brilliant bastard!” (That alliteration let’s him know I’m serious) Well alrighty, let’s plunge full tilt into this weeks review.
“I wanted to see the universe, so I spoiled a Timelord and spoiled away. You were the only one mad enough.”
THE GOOD
* NEIL MOTHERF*&%#ING GAIMAN – I can’t express in words how much I was looking forward to this. But part of me was a little worried that I was having too high of expectations. Could the episode really live up to the hype I was giving it? Well it did, and it was definitely very Gaiman-like with the patchwork people, and the pure whimsy of all the lines (my favorite being, I think, “Biting’s excellent, it’s like kissing only there’s a winner.” It was decidedly Who though as well. You could tell that it was written not just by a brilliant storyteller, but one who had a true love of Doctor Who. This episode was about the most central relationship of the entire series, the Doctor and his TARDIS, or, rather, the TARDIS and her thief.
* THE TARDIS – Having the soul of the TARDIS being put into a living body is just a really cool idea, but they way it was handled was absolutely brilliant. The great thing about about having a master craftsmen at the helm like Gaiman is that there are so many layers to everything. There is the surface things like brilliant dialogue and interactions, but there are the really cool deeper things too, like the fact that her first word is “goodbye” and her last word is “hello” symbolizing how she sees time differently. Having her spout off things that were about to happen later in the episode was fun too, and made her words about the “water in the forest” all the more ominous. The best bit though was one of the sweetest moments I have ever seen in Doctor Who, “You never take me where I want to go” to which she responds, “Because I take you where you need to go.”
* HOUSE – My favorite House on TV is still the curmudgeony Doctor who eats Vicodin like trail-mix, but this bodiless entity that eats TARDISes like trail-mix is pretty cool too. The way he lured the Doctor, the way he played with Amy and Rory, and the way he kept up living creatures from old Time Lord parts was decidedly wicked (in both the cool and “witch of the west” style.)
* THE EPISODE TITLE – This episode was originally titled “The House with no Name” by Gaiman, which is a fine enough title, but not as mindraping like “The Doctor’s Wife.” That was clearly a Moffat move. I’ve never seen a man delight more in torturing an audience, and how great was it that we were all convinced that this would have to do with River Song? And then, after the fact, I can’t think of a more perfect title, as it truly was about The Doctor’s wife.
THE BAD
* NOT ENOUGH TIME – There was just not enough time or money for this episode, which is sad. Apparently there was a swimming pool scene which was cut, and there was so much that could have been explored more fully but wasn’t. The TARDIS doesn’t seem to like Amy very much (she referred to Amy as the Orange one, but Rory as the “pretty” one). What’s more interesting is that she never seems to arrive on time for Amy, almost intentionally making her mad at the doctor (arriving 14 years late, then another two) but she seems to love River, always arriving in a moment’s notice for her. Does she know somehow that Amy will hurt the Doctor in the future? All of this would be really cool to explore, but sadly never will.
THE UGLY
Rory died again? Really? Even if it was just an illusion, come on now! He’s becoming the f&*#ing Kenny of Doctor Who.
BOLD PREDICTIONS
* The Only Water in the Forest is a River – These foreboding words of the TARDIS are talking about River’s death, which we have already seen (the library in that original Moffat two-parter was originally referred to as a Forest). The Tardis is looking backwards and forwards, but River’s death will have a great deal to do with the events of this season.
FINAL SUMMARY
What can I say? I loved it! My hope is that we get a Gaiman episode every year like we did before with Moffat, and when Moffat’s term is done, Gaiman can take over. This was a true classic episode, and will be talked about for seasons and seasons to come.
Thor Review
The summer movie season is finally underway and Thor is a worthy jumpoff. It’s an entertaining popcorn flick, bookended by some absolutely fantastic action sequences in Asgard and weighed down regrettably by a “Thor loses his powers and then gets them back” storyline in the middle. It’s not enough to ruin the film though, as the situation is played for laughs pretty well.
Doctor Who- Season 6- Episode 3- Curse of the Black Spot Review
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Episode 3 was a romp, mateys! But getting a standalone romp after the first two mind-bendy/revolutionary episodes kind of feels like getting a swell handy after two nights of sex that was…well mind-bendy and revolutionary. That, though, is certainly Arrr-guble. (That’s the last time I do that, I swear.) Check out my spoiler filled review below…
Yo-ho-Spoilers! Or does nobody actually say that?
THE GOOD
*PIRATES- Pirates are just cool, and this is exactly what makes Doctor Who such a great show. It’s the only show that can give you aliens one week, then straight up pirates the next. Plus, Amy Pond dressed like a pirate gives Rory and Amy more role-play props (as seen in the Christmas Special).
*Siren* The Siren/Mermaid/Doctor-that-made-House’s-Bed-side-manner-seem-amazing was a pretty effective monster. It wasn’t Silence good, but it was still pretty cool.I especially like the idea that it wasn’t really inherently good or evil. It was just there, abandoned, and it was trying to continue its work.
THE BAD
* GREED – The whole “I can’t give up the treasure” thing bugged me. It’s not bad, really, but its not good either. Its very, well, traditional.
*UNDERUTILIZED PIRATES- As cool as the pirates are…they didn’t really do much. They ran in fear. They acted greedy (see above) but that was it. As cool as the story was it’s a little odd. They visited pirates but couldn’t have sword fights, never fired a cannon, and didn’t look for treasure. There’s not really anything bad about that, but its a bit like visiting the star wars universe and spending the whole time watching that chess game in which you’re suppose to let the wookie win.
THE UGLY
*Rory’s Almost Death- The first season of Heroes, I watched it like crazy. I was the biggest fan, but mid third season, I stopped watching. Why? Because people kept dying and getting resurrected. When Rory started “dying” at the end of this episode, I didn’t feel sad, I felt annoyed. This again!? Fortunately, this wasn’t the case, but still…
*NO RIVER OR CANTON- Moffat’s best problem is that he introduces such brilliant characters that you feel a loss when they aren’t around. I know they can’t be there every episode, but seriously.
BOLD PREDICTIONS
*LADY IN THE WALL- The Lady in the wall is opening a version of the “crack from season 5, a whole in time and place. My bold prediction. What the heck, let’s go crazy. It’s the same girl, Amy’s child, but as an adult.
FINAL SUMMARY
It is what it is…an adequate episode. It wasn’t bad, but after the last two weeks of jaw-droppers it just kind of fell flat. I’m really excited for next week, as the episode is written by my favorite author Neil Gaiman. I’ve been waiting two years for this!
Ex Machina
Imagine a world where a costumed vigilante saved one of the World Trade Center towers and how the people of New York not only turn him into a super hero, but also their mayor.
I don’t normally like super hero books. The only time I can really get into them is if they’re a different take on a super hero. Probably my favorite “super hero” series was Top Ten which was basically the Justice League meets NYPD Blue. It was about a world where a super hero police department was created to police super heroes. Powers is sort of the same idea, and another fine book.
I was resistant to jump into Ex Machina. It’s part super hero book, part political thriller. It’s Superman meets the West Wing! Comedian Jackie Kashian has turned me onto a handful of comics in the past and has yet to steer me wrong. Awhile back she introduced me to Y: The Last Man written by Brian K. Vaughan. Y was on the short list of books that actually brought me to tears. Oddly enough, just talking about Y in a bookstore recently with my friend Jeff nearly did the same thing again! So while I wasn’t initially interested in reading Ex Machina, which I dismissed as Supermayor, I decided to give it a shot based on Vaughan’s writing and Kashian’s recommendation.
I was blown away right from theget go. The storylines bounce back and forth nicely between mayoral duties and super feats.
The lead character Mayor Mitchell Hundred isn’t stiff and boring, he’s impulsive, imperfect, witty and fun. He makes me feel like how I imagine I’d handle suddenly becoming mayor based on celebrity status as opposed to genuine qualifications. He never does what’s right politically, he always does what’s right as a human…and fortunately it seems to just about always work out in his favor.
Mitchell’s best friend and head of security Rick Bradbury is loyal and devoted. He’s exactly the guy you’d want having your back. The rest of the mayoral staff from Deputy Mayor Dave Wylie to Journal and January Moore are just full rich characters. By the end of the series, I ended up much more involved in the politics of the book than the present day super stuff.
That’s the only complaint I have with the book. I jumped in because Vaughan said right from the start that it was a finite series. It was covering Hundred’s term in office and that was it. While I loved the flashbacks showing Hundred’s adventures…well…misadventures as The Great Machine, a lot of the present day Great Machine action didn’t hook me too much. I can’t really say more without giving away big spoilers.
Vaughan writes comic books like operas. I’ve read three of his books and each one ends on kind of a downer. I love that. Pride of Baghdad…there’s another Vaughan tear-jerker! If you haven’t guessed, I don’t write these things out in advance. I try to write as coherently as possible and keep it some sort of sensical thought. The point is, I love Vaughan’s work. Tony Harris’ art is crisp and dynamic. I love the artists like him and Alex Ross who use real life models in order to create realistic shots that make you feel like you’re reading a movie. You never see something on the page that couldn’t be captured with a camera in real life. I think that helps ground the book in reality.
It really is a great series. If you’re a comic reader and you haven’t checked out Ex Machina yet, I really hope you do. It’s not a long series. It’s 50 issues collected in 10 Trade Paperbacks. The politics aren’t daunting or overwhelming at all. They’re very accessible. Like a Ramones song, this book is short enough to leave you wanting more!
Chew on this!
I have a hard time remembering from one month to the next what’s happening in a comic book series. Much to the dismay of my “dealer” Brian at Detroit Comics, I’ve been switching all of my reading over from single issues to collections. It’s easier for me to follow an entire story arc in one sitting than straining my brain to remember what happened a month ago (or longer in the case of most comics).
I’ve never been a huge fan of superheroes unless there was some sort of different take on them like in Astro City, Watchmen, The Boys or Top Ten. More so than not being appealing to me story-wise, I don’t have a lot of interest in a never ending tale that goes on and on and on. When I was growing up, my mom watched Days of Our Lives. The story lines that I’d watch throughout the 80s with Patch, Calliope, Roman, Marlena and all the others are just a footnote in the overall DooL universe. I like my stories to have a beginning, middle and an end. Most, if not all, of the comics I’ll write about on this site are either ones that had a run of about 60 to 70 issues or are currently running, but the creator has announced a definitive end.
Chew is currently running, but creators John Layman and Rob Guillory have announced that they’re only planning on a 60 issue run. Image is publishing the book and is doing a great job so far of putting out collections about as quickly as the monthly series itself. Issue 15 came out last month along with the third collection that contains that issue.
Comedian and friend Jackie Kashian recommended Chew to me. She steered me right earlier with Ex Machina, which I’m sure I’ll praise soon enough on here. Her batting record stands strong with another great pick.
Chew is the story of FDA investigator Tony Chu. Tony is a cibopath, meaning he can tell the history of anything he eats…except beets. The story is set in an alternate universe where because of the Avian Flu, chicken is outlawed and traded illegally more so than drugs. It’s a face paced story, with great jokes which while clever are funny first. Guillory’s art is whimsical and stylized in a way that fits the tone of the book perfectly.
What made Preacher my favorite comic book series of all time was the great cast of characters and how they related. Chew is setting up to be just about as strong. Chu’s love interest is food critic Amelia Mintz who is able to write about food with so much description that it can make the reader taste the food, which Tony digs since he’s on a diet of beets and “evidence”. There’s a huge cast of well drawn and written supporting characters from Mason Savoy, Tony’s first partner in the FDA; to the half cybernetic faced John Colby, Tony’s current partner; and even Poyo, the prized cock fighter.
Jackie and I aren’t alone in digging Chew. In its first year, it’s already won the Eisner Award for best new series along with two Harvey Awards. There’s also talk about it being developed into a television series. I’m on the fence about that one. I’m sort of let down by Walking Dead so far, but more on that in a later post. If adapted for television, I think Chew could work as an animated series.
Anyway, if you’re looking to jump back into comics, or you’re just looking for something other than capes, I highly recommend Chew.










