Last weekend some crazy religious wacko said the world was supposed to end.  I can sadly identify with the nutty conviction that caused some to give up their life savings up only to find themselves land-locked and broke come 6:01 on Saturday.

So Sure!  Their lives were ruined, but we got some great tweets out of the deal.  So here’s my favorites!

My Contribution (@jconolly) “What!? It isn’t the end of the world!? * sheepishly stops murder spree *”

And now, the best:

#5. @nickkroll “Rapture is no big deal. My world ends every year when McDonalds stops serving the Mcrib.”

#4. @sethmcfarlane “So… Jesus has to work just one day in 2,000 years and he doesn’t show up. This is why the Chinese are beating us.”

#3. @allisonhaislip “T-Minus 4 hours till the rapture, and I’m watching a care bear shoot a tshirt out of a cannon. #priorities”

#2. @TheDanCurrie “Well. I survived Y2k, Snowpocalypse, and the Rapture. Guess I’m a badass.”

#1.  @danielmaier “People are making Rapture jokes like there’s no tomorrow.”