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Comedy Pro Tip: The Tortoise and the Hare.

Maybe it’s nerves or the adrenaline rush of doing what we’ve waited all day long to do, but many comedians tend to talk a bit too fast on stage.  Comedian and owner of the Komedy Korner, Leo DuFour once suggested when I got off stage that I slow down and enjoy my time like I would a delicious meal.   Maybe that was a health tip and I’m forgetting that I was scarfing down a Poutine platter at the time….it was Canada after all.   Let me find another example.

One of my best friends asked me after a show why I don’t speak on stage like I speak normally off stage.  He was right.  I didn’t believe in my material at the time so on stage I would yell and ram my jokes down the throats of the audience as quickly as I could.

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Tales from the Script: Part 1 (Partnering Up)

I’m at a pivotal point in the screenwriting process.  I thought for my own piece of mind I’d share the journey it took to get here.  I don’t know where this story will end.  I certainly hope it has a happy ending.  Let’s start from the beginning.

I’ve written a lot of screenplays.  Most of them were through my twenties.  I burned all my bridges in radio and television, moved back to Michigan and had the first “real” job of my life working in a Toys R Us.  Over the next few years I went through my Kevin Smith phase.  I first wrote my “Clerks” about a guy who was working in a big box toy store cleverly called We B Toys.

Next when I was in an unhappy relationship and feeling like I was hundreds of miles from where I wanted to be, I wrote my “Dogma” about a couple in an unhappy relationship who die and get stuck in Purgatory…which happens to be a small town in the middle of nowhere.

After that, the unhappy relationship ended so I wrote my “Chasing Amy” about a guy who ends his unhappy relationship and starts a non-romantic relationship.  I guess it was also my “When Harry Met Sally”.  The main character in that one was a struggling stand up comedian.  At the time, I hadn’t stepped foot on the comedy stage yet, so it was just a way for me to get out the material I wrote without having to actually perform it.  Coincidentally, the arc of that character kind of mirrored what I ended up doing creatively in real life years later.

So, after those first few attempts at screenwriting I started doing stand up and seemed to have a knack for it.  Most of my creative juices flowed into that outlet.  Friends asked me if I wanted to partner up with them on scripts, but for one reason or another it never really worked out.

Last year a fellow performer named Lesley Braden and I met with some other performers about starting a sketch comedy group.  That didn’t work out, but Lesley and I found that we worked really well together.  She pitched me her idea for the story we ended up writing and I loved it.   It’s like what they say about love.  You find it when you’re not looking for it.  I wasn’t looking for the perfect screenwriting partner, I just happened upon her!

Next time, I’ll talk about the story.

9th Anniversary and my thoughts on comedy classes

Nine years ago today I had my graduation show at Joey’s Comedy Club.  Since then I’ve done over 1480 shows.

Some comedians argue about the benefits of comedy classes.  I like them, but with an asterisk.

I don’t believe you can teach someone to be funny.  I think it’s like playing a musical instrument.  You either have an ear for music or you don’t.  It’s the same way with comedy.  Either you have an ear for what a joke sounds like or you don’t.  Yeah, like with music, you can teach the mechanics, but some people just are never going to get it.  They don’t have that natural ability.

Believe me, I wanted to play bass so badly.  Practically all my friends when I was a teenager and in my early twenties were great musicians.  A lot of my friends to this day are still great musicians.  I just don’t have a natural affinity towards music.  I practiced and practiced my bass until I was passable in a punk band where I wrote most of the songs so I knew I didn’t throw anything out there that was beyond my ability.  My first passion is music.  If I could do that, I would.  I hate that I can’t.  I took guitar lessons and tried, but at the end of the day someone else with a natural ability was going to have a much easier time and go a lot further.

It’s the same way with comedy classes.  Some people take the classes with no ability, but they want to be a comedian so bad.  They’ll never really figure it out.  Some people have that ability and just need little pushes in the right direction.  Some people may be amazing writers and just want to conquer their fear of public speaking.  For that matter, some people may have no interest in comedy at all and only want to conquer their fear of public speaking.

I believe comedy classes are a good thing…as long as their being taught by a comedian.  There was, for a time, a stand up class being taught by a local actor.  I guess that class was for students who wanted to learn how to act like a comedian.

Bill Bushart taught my class.  Bill himself is a great comedian, but what makes him an even better teacher is his ability to almost immediately tap into a student’s sensibility and punch up the material in their voice.  Bill is a master of tagging jokes and in my opinion the best teacher out there.  I don’t know how things would’ve been different for me had he not been my instructor.

I’m glad I took comedy classes and started this pursuit of this craft.  I’ve never worked hard for anything in my life before this.  Everything I did, I did because it came easy to me.  I’ve sacrificed more for comedy than anything else or anyone else in my life.  I don’t know that I’ve made the right decisions always.  At times I’m almost certain I’ve made the exact wrong decisions.  Comedy has given to me and it’s taken from me.  I’m so deep in it now that I don’t see a life without it.  I love comedy like a junky loves their fix.  At moments of lucidity I see comedy as the Symbiote that at first helped Peter Paker and then later tried to destroy him.  But when I’m on stage, I’m high and I like it there.

Looking back, if I were to give anyone advice starting out, it would be to set boundaries.  Look at the things that make you happy now and never let comedy step on those things or take those things away from you.  When you sit down with a note book to write new bits, write yourself reminders about where you are and what’s important.  My personal experience is it’s hard to balance the life of a comedian with the real world.  I think the people who have are the people whose real world really started once they reached a certain level of success.  I don’t know.

All I’ve learned in the past nine years is that I’ve amassed a lot of opinions about things and an ability to spew them without having any real knowledge of anything at all.  And that’s what comedy is really…when you break it down.  One person in the spotlight spreading their thoughts to a somewhat captive audience.

Well…this return to the website took a weird twist, eh?  Welcome back.

Juggling with Lushes LaMoan

I’m fascinated by all branches of performing arts.  Stand up comedy and burlesque share a lot of the same roots in show business, both starting back in the vaudeville circuit nearly a century ago.  A few years ago I did a Halloween show with my friends the Detroit Rockabilly band Graveside Manner.  Also on the bill was the burlesque troupe Detroit Dizzy Dames led by the wonderful Lushes LaMoan.  We became Facebook friends and I couldn’t help to notice how incredibly busy she constantly is.

For me, the hardest part about being a performer is figuring out how to juggle so many different schedules.  We’re all essentially small business owners trying to sell a product, and that product is ourselves.  Somehow Lushes manages to not only juggle the business of Lushes LaMoan, but is additionally teaching burlesque and serving as the Branch Director of the Detroit chapter of Dr. Sketchy which is an “anti-art school” featuring local models and burlesque performers, and she manages to juggle it all very well!  She’s one of the hardest working performers in the city and has already made a name with herself with noteworthy accomplishments like being featured on the cover of the 2010 Metro Times Lust issue. 

I think I may have figured out how she does it all when I had a chance to catch up with her at a recent Dr. Sketchy event at the Scarab Club downtown.  She multi-tasks incredibly well!  We talked while she arranged snacks for all the attendees, delegated chairs being set up for the artists, and fielded questions from a long line of people.  

The first I remember meeting you was that Halloween show a few years back.

Yes.  I started managing the Detroit Dizzy Dames when SPAG went on hiatus.  It started with myself and a few of the girls not wanting to stop doing burlesque.   We carried on what we do and did it a little differently.  So we started the Detroit Dizzy Dames and that show was the Halloween Hootenanny and that was actually our very first gig.

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Nerd Comic Rising 19: Allyson Hood


It’s podcast XIX!  And this episode is with the ever amazing Allyson Hood.  We argue about Star Trek, talk about the wonders of marriage, and discuss the realities of being a female comedian. Check out more great content at JeffreyConolly.com or email feedback to ncrpodcast@gmail.com


Live From New York…It’s Ben Konstantin!

Ben Konstantin has been my peer from the very start of my time in comedy.  Like I said previously regarding my friendship with Bob Phillips and Steve Lind, Ben is a guy who I don’t see me interacting with in any other world outside of comedy.  We’re just two very different people.  Honestly, he rubbed me the wrong way until I started to get to know him.  What I viewed as off putting, was really just focus and determination.  I’m glad I managed to overcome my preconceived biases and got to become friends with Ben before he moved to New York.  I’m a fan of the guy and I was curious to see how the Big Apple was going to treat him.  A handful of Detroit guys have made the jump to New York, but I wasn’t as close with any of them as I am Ben.  So now that he’s a couple months into his new residence, I picked his brain.

How is comedy treating you so far out there?

It’s been tough and great at the same time. Recently I had a week where I was on stage seven times in five days and mostly good shows.

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Nerd Comic Rising 17: Jeff Dwoskin

It’s a podcast seventeen (going on eighteen)!  And this episode is with the amazing Jeff Dwoskin.  We talk about old awesome tv shows, writing strategies for longer sets, and he says the things my wife wishes I would say, which is why she is forbidden to ever hear this. Check out more great content at JeffreyConolly.com or email feedback to ncrpodcast@gmail.com


How to be a good MC

I feel lucky that I’m in a position where I get to scout new talent for the Funny Business talent agency.  Here are 11 tips and tricks of the trade.

When I started in comedy, if you lived in Michigan and you wanted to work for Funny Business there were two ways in.  You could either hope for a recommendation from the go to person at that point in time or you could trek out to Grand Rapids and hope to dazzle Funny Business owner John Yoder in the three minutes of stage time you’d get on the open mic show at Dr. Grin’s.

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Mike Stanley: Part 2

This interview has been reformatted and can be seen in its entirety here. Enjoy!



Mike Stanley

Mike and I take a walk down memory lane and discuss how things were different when we started and how things are currently in the open mic scene in Chicago. I think there’s a lot of really good information here particularly to the newer guys doing comedy. So I hope you enjoy and pick up something useful. 

Without any huge credits, Mike Stanley has managed to become an “event” comic. When he comes to town, his loyal fan base often times sells out shows. I’ve been friends with Mike since his start in comedy and one thing he had from the very beginning was a ridiculously strong work ethic. He was always constantly writing and perfecting his craft. Years later, Mike’s work ethic has carried over to the business side of things. He’s a master of self promotion and is still continuously working on new creative endeavors in addition to his rock solid stand up.

Mike and I sat down at the Comedy Castle and talked about his work ethic, the differences between Chicago and Detroit comedy as well as the hardships of the business.

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Shooting the Shit with Filmmaker John Anton

I’ve been friends with filmmaker John Anton since I was in high school.  Back then he wasn’t the movie guy, he was the owner of the legendary punk rock/heavy metal club Blondies.   I’ve stayed friends with John for over twenty years and one thing has always been consistent, he’s a class act.  Over the past ten or so years he’s been working hard on the ambitious film Guns, Drugs and Dirty Money.  It’s a movie that features a cast of well over 100 parts and action sequence after action sequence that rivals the stuff you see in big blockbuster movies like Stallone’s Expendables.

I had a chance to sit down with John in his office at the Token Lounge while we were filming my television show Deadpan.  Always the generous friend, John was letting us film a large chunk of our show in his club without asking for anything in return.  He’s a guy I’m proud to call my friend.  I’m equally proud of him because Guns, Drugs and Dirty Money has finally come out and has already generated a lot of buzz.

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Chaplin’s: A Club


After twenty five years of business, Chaplin’s Comedy Club closed its doors for good.  Chaplin’s is allegedly the place where Jeff Foxworthy riffed on stage and discovered his entire “you might be a redneck” routine.  It’s been bothering me that I’m the last person to headline Chaplin’s Comedy Club.

In the year leading up to becoming a comedian I experienced live comedy three times.  The entire main stage cast at Second City Detroit horribly embarrassed me by improvising a musical number about how horrible it would be to be on a date with me.  Maybe that’s why I have a love/hate relationship with improve to this day!  At that moment of sitting in the front row, I vowed that if I were ever on stage I would never humiliate someone like I was humiliated.  Well…so much for that!

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